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too much sex on my dash

not enough sex in my life

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unintentionally seeing a friends penis


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my personal style is called “I don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”

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Real talk


"wait, are you a boy or a girl. i can’t tell."

good. i don’t want you to know. you aren’t allowed. i hope it keeps you awake at night for the rest of your life. i hope on your death bed you think of me and still have absolutely no idea. and your entire afterlife will be you in a room with only my face as your thoughts and an eternal sense of confusion. 

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Anonymous: I'm going to school for the same thing as you! How much longer do you have?

Sweet! I should be done in 3 quarters.. I had to take this quarter off due to money and having knee surgery, or else it would have been 2! How about yourself anon?


pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

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people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

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